HARRIS COUNTY, TX- Shocking news from Precinct 4, where Deputies with Constable Mark Herman’s Office arrested Elfie today for the disappearance of Frosty the Snowman. Elfie allegedly melted Frosty by sneaking a space heater into the bedroom as he slept. She’s said to have instantly regretted it. Deputy Lazo found Elfie on a shelf. Elfie […]
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